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I froze away my mummy tummy

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At 46, i'm not slim;But i am less critical of my own physical failings now than i was, say, in my 20s.After all, it's seen some action, this old body of mine:Two children, for a start.It's earned the right to have the occasional wobble.

In common with many women who have had children, and especially by caesarean section, it just doesn't match the rest of me.It looks as though someone has taken a large ball of dough and glued it to my midriff.What's more, it won't budge.If i lose weight, it just comes off my legs;If i run around, my tummy just gets in the way.

The thing is, i'm too much of a coward to try anything as invasive as liposuction or a tummy tuck.I don't think my family would thank me if i died under general anaesthetic purely for the sake of vanity.Something that requires no incision and no pain relief, however now that i can do.

Which is why i find myself sitting in marylebone with a giant suction cup attached to my stomach.

This is coolsculpting, a new treatment that claims to destroy fat by freezing it. (Lots of places do this, but be careful who you see, the only other person i would recommend is nick lowe. )

The idea is that the low temperature within the suction cup alters the structure of the fat cells and causes them to shrivel up and die.The dead cells are then metabolised as waste by the liver and the lymph over a period of six to 12 weeks, leaving the treated area up to 20 per cent lighter.My mummy tummy.The grabber comes in three sizes, small, medium and lardy.You can probably guess what size i'm having.

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Despite much reassurance from the clinic's director, dr vicky dondos, i was expecting the entire experience to http://www.teambs.com.au/ be horrible.In fact, aside from a mild shudder of self loathing as the machine sucked up my fat and a slight cooling sensation, there is nothing to it.I was comfortably ensconced under a blanket, reading a magazine and sipping a cup of herbal tea, with no more discomfort than a trip to the hairdresser.

Each session lasts an hour, and i have two, on either side of my gut.The worst bit is when the suction cup comes off i am left with a very unpleasant looking strip of frozen flesh, faintly reminiscent of those nasty white tinned asparagus stalks you get in france.

Coolsculpting is a new treatment that claims to destroy fat by freezing it.Lots of places do this

In case you're wondering(I did), there is no danger of the machine accidentally freezing your internal organs provided, of course, that you're in the hands of a qualified doctor.The worst i can expect is a bit of bruising and some tenderness in the treated areas.

But how can something so unobtrusive, something seemingly so painless, possibly michael kors handbags sale australia work?On this basis i leave wholly unconvinced of the effectiveness of coolsculpting.

The next morning, i wake up to discover that, actually, it hurts quite a lot.I feel like i've been punched hard, and there is a large purple bruise.My kids jump on the bed, and i yelp in pain.As instructed, i take some painkillers and put vitamin k cream on the bruise.

The pain persists for a couple of days but is manageable;The bruise, miraculously, fades overnight.As to the actual fat itself, it remains as stubborn as ever.

Then, after about a month, i notice a change in texture.The treated areas feel softer and less dense.

But the real difference happens after about three months, when i suddenly catch sight of myself in the bathroom mirror(Normally an experience i try to avoid)And notice that something has changed.The areas that were frozen are perceptibly smaller in size.

It is as though some invisible hand had gently shaved off a few centimetres.It's not cheap michael kors bags a dramatic change.Butit's enough to make me book in formore.

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